1. soulpunchftw:

    buzzfeedgeeky:

    davedash:

    This is a kids show.

    ADVENTURE TIME LAYING DOWN THE LAW

    Adventure Time demonstrates a clearer understanding of morality than 98% of the world’s adult population

    (Source: thespookymissioner)

  2. "It’s fun to test drive cars."

    No, no it’s not. Because I know it’ll probably be another year before I am anywhere close enough to actually buy myself a car.

  3. kittenpatches:

    If I ever get pregnant I think this is how I will break the news

    (Source: molebucks)

  4. disfordarren:

So I wasted 11 dollars to turn George Washington into the Disney Princesses…

    disfordarren:

    So I wasted 11 dollars to turn George Washington into the Disney Princesses…

  5. rotition:

I’m looking for a tumblr girlfriend to make famous! Following everyone back :) <3

    rotition:

    I’m looking for a tumblr girlfriend to make famous! Following everyone back :) <3

    (Source: u1n0k008w11n)

  6. (Source: memeterprise)

  7. hotterthanmustafar:

    fhoantells:

    "I just want Bruce Lee to hold me as long as he can."

    I’m dying.

    (imgur album)

    This is the best thing I’ve read

  8. "‎’Slut’ is attacking women for their right to say yes. ‘Friend Zone’ is attacking women for their right to say no."

    And “bitch” is attacking women for their right to call you on it.  (via madgay)

    woah. accurate.

    (via mydrunkkitchen)

    (Source: emilys-nostalgia)

  9. theheatofthesouth:

    Suddenly you’re 21 and you’re screaming along in your car to all the songs you used to listen to when you were sad in middle school and everything is different but everything is good