1. Commuting to Baltimore is already shitty.  I finished my first week on the job-intense, intense training-and I already hate the commute.

  2. The fact that I’m finally using a swipe keyboard on my iPhone is the most exciting thing about iOS 8.

  3. destielfricklefrackle:

    have you ever had to restart a song because you spaced out and weren’t appreciating it enough

    (Source: you-do-you-boo-boo)

  4. I am obsessed with Shake It Off.  Like seriously.  I want to be Taylor in the all black outfit.

  5. ircnpatriot:

    like. why we gotta hate on things. why we gotta hate on movies we haven’t seen yet. why we gotta hate on actors who are just doin the diddly darn best they can do. why we gotta hate on characters. all the characters. they are literally just characters there is no need to hate. why we gotta hate. just chill. chill. pet a dog. look at cat videos. listen to bird calls. no need to hate friends.

  6. "I have ruined relationships for fear of ruining those relationships."

    ― Neil Hilborn (via sugarpumpkin)

  7. "what episode are you on"

    ― ancient proverb (via jenniferlawrense)

    (Source: adultinsect)

  8. I can’t talk to my mom about any social issue because she is so dang conservative. It makes me so frustrated that I used to think like that.

  9. "If a female student got drunk and had her car stolen the university would call the police. If she got drunk and had her computer stolen, they would call the police. If she got drunk and had her phone stolen, they would call the police. The fact that she was drunk would not even be factored in when assessing if a crime had been committed. But if she gets drunk and has her body invaded and her humanity stolen, school administrations are perplexed about what to do."

    International Human Rights Activist Michael Simmons offered these words (via Facebook) in response to the May 3, 2014 New York Times’ “Fight Against Sex Assaults Holds Colleges to Account” article.  (via scottthepilgrim)

    (Source: afrolez)